Within the box, lies the secret the world has longed to know. Does it hold treasure? No. In fact it is some more valuable then treasure.
MEOOOOWWWW!!!
Yes, in the box sleeps the magical kitten name Socks. He has been in there controlling the mass production of cat treats. Many have tried in vain to stop him, only to fail again and again. Whenever someone opens the box to look in, Socks turns to them with a face who could melt the hardest of hearts.
The kitten will not abandon the box and whenever someone tries to get him out of it, he gnaws on their hand. I am the guardian and the secret must never be revealed...ever...
Fun tale. I like that his main defense is "a face who could melt the hardest of hearts". Keep the secret!
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